How do you revive a dead kitty with common household tools if your dad is a mad scientist?

Answers:
Fart, Eat crap, marry a penguin, and run down the street screaming "I'M JAMES BOND!!" hope that helps.

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It doesn't matter if you have a mad scientist for a dad, although that sounds AWESOME! all you have to do is cut an electric wire plugged in to the house, and shock the cat.. or just set it on fire and watch it burn. And before you ask your next question, i am completely sane. i think!

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u send ur dad to the asylum, then bury the cat, cuz it ain't coming back

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Hey, it sounds like you're the mad scientist. BTW My cat, Tika, thinks so too. I hope that you're just kidding.

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ohhhh. you better be kidding.













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